「土産話」歌詞と英語訳

なぁ相方、大事になったな

Hey partner, this has become important, hasn't it?

わりと大事になったな

It really has turned significant, hasn't it?

あれは確かそう 新大久保だったか？

That was definitely it, was it Shin-Okubo?

ゲーセンの前で真夜中

In front of the game center, at midnight

ヒデくんが輪入さんと電話してた

Hide-kun was talking on the phone with Rinyuu-san

どんな会話交わしたか忘れた

I forgot what kind of conversation they had

みてぇなページ1

A page that feels like that

インタビュアー泣かせやな毎度シケた結成秘話

Every time, we end up with a story that makes the interviewer cry, a dull origin tale

上板のワンルーム大晦日

In a one-room apartment, New Year's Eve

ガキ使見ながら食うドミノピザ

Eating Domino's pizza while watching the Gaki no Tsukai show

ライムスター武道館DVDの裏

On the back of the DVD from the Budokan show,

眺めながら話してた'もしも'が

We talked about the 'what ifs' while gazing,

何か実感が湧かねー

But I can't quite feel it settling in.

本当は俺まだ実家のままで

Truth is, I'm still living at home,

雨漏りと壁ドンで目が覚める

Waking up to leaks and walls banging,

なんて嫌だから頬はつねらねー

That’s why I won’t pinch my cheeks in annoyance.

DJハマヤん家で朝までチル

Chilling until morning at DJ Hamaya’s place,

そしてテラさん家のレックブースでスピット

Then spitting bars in Tera’s recording booth,

地で行ってたシラフで酔狂

Going all out sober, feeling a bit crazy,

ジリ貧でもワロてたなずっと

Even when times are tough, I've always laughed it off.

夜行バスのシート腰下ろし

Settling into the seat of a night bus,

流れる景色窓ガラス越しの深夜高速はきっと

The scenery flows past, through the glass at midnight; it's surely,

ここまで繋がってる

Connected all the way here.

じゃあかませ今宵のラストシット

So let’s dive into tonight’s final scene.

振り返れば

When I look back,

イカれた土産話が溢れ出る山のように

Crazy stories spill out like a mountain.

俺に言ったって

Even if I tell you,

お前に言ったって

Or if I tell myself,

ウソみたいと鼻で笑い飛ばしそうなstory

A story that might make you laugh with disbelief,

売れる訳ない前提つけた名前

A name attached with the premise that it won’t sell.

冬の時代最前線 夢なら無い

At the forefront of the winter age, there's no dream to be found.

腕ならあると信じてやまない

I firmly believe in my skills without a doubt.

泉が丘長岡state of mind

In the state of mind of Izumi-ga-oka Nagaoka.

ガラガラのワンマンライブすでに連覇後

An empty one-man live show, already a consecutive victory.

いてつくパルコ前ミカン箱

Chilled in front of Parco, a box of mandarins.

皆素通りスキーウェアの展示場

Everyone passing by, a showcase of ski wear.

吹き抜けからお題もらったショッピングモール

A shopping mall where I received a challenge from the open space.

昼夜問わず異種格闘

Mixed martial arts, day and night without cease.

沈む覚悟で乗り込んだフリースタイルダンジョン

Entering the freestyle dungeon, ready to sink.

回り始めた歯車の音

The sound of gears starting to turn.

例のふたりとダブらしたたりない所

A place where I can't overlap with those two again

噛み締める間も、味しめる間も

Not even a moment to savor, or to taste the flavor

無いスピードの日々はやっと生業と呼べそう

Days without speed now finally feel like a living

今じゃ誰も思わねえ俺達を助演と

Now, no one thinks of us as mere supporting roles

バトルじゃなくワンマンで埋めたリキッド

Filled with a one-man show, not a battle at Liquid

Zepp tokyo 新木場コースト

Zepp Tokyo, Shin-Kiba Coast

飛び級のライバル横目にコツコツ

Steady steps with my rival peeking from the top

積み上げて来たな一歩一歩

We've built it all up, step by step

エンドロール流すなら今

If the end roll is to play, let it be now

みたいな瞬間で溢れてた

Moments like these overflowed around us

でも欲張りな俺ら

But we're greedy as ever

ハッピーエンドのその先を見に来た

We came to see what lies beyond the happy ending

振り返れば

If I look back

イカれた土産話が溢れ出る山のように

A mountain of crazy stories spills out like a waterfall

俺に言ったって

Even if you tell me

お前に言ったって

Even if you tell him

ウソみたいと鼻で笑い飛ばしそうなstory

It's a story so wild it would make you snicker in disbelief

お前が誘導のバイトしてたフェス

That festival where you were working as a guide

俺ら今トリ前でかましてる

Now we're tearing it up just before the headliner

この人の前ではただのヘッズ

In front of this person, we're just heads

そんなキングとバースを分け合ってる

Sharing this king and these verses,

あの日救われた奇跡のフレーズ

That miraculous phrase that saved me that day.

擦るその指は世界を奪ってる

Those fingers that rub are stealing the world away.

大きな玉ねぎの下に立ってる

Standing beneath the great onion's sway.

見上げた客席が円になってる

The audience I gaze at is forming a circle.

繋がってる 繋がってく

Connected, we're bound,

作り話にしちゃ出来すぎてる

This tale is just too perfect to be a mere made-up story.

「書く事がねぇ」嘆いてた人生

"I have nothing to write," cried my life in worry.

振り返るだけで歌になってる

Just turning back turns into a song.

なぁ相方、じゃこの先は？

Hey, partner, where do we go from here?

ホールにアリーナ？ またデカい山

Arena in the hall? Another big mountain

ガキ使にピザ？ カウントダウン紅白

Kids' games and pizza? Countdown to the Red and White

まぁ今年も年末空けとくわ

Well, I'll keep my year-end open again this year