犬も食わない lyrics with English translation

俺ら似たもん同士

We're just two of a kind

やっぱどっちもどっち

After all, it's a deadlock

指差し笑い合う鏡越し

Pointing and laughing at each other through the mirror

いつもの話

The same old story

人を呪わば穴二つ

If you curse someone, you dig two graves

人を笑わば節穴二つ

If you mock someone, you open two blind spots

「お前がな」「お前もな」

"It's you!" "And you too!"

そりゃ犬も食わない

Yeah, even dogs wouldn't touch that

Hey, I'm a D.O.G.G

Hey, I'm a D.O.G.G

俺らって昔から人たらし

We've always drawn people in, just like that

この首輪の件なら気にしない

I don't mind about this collar business.

俺だって君らといると楽しい

I have fun too when I'm with you all.

主従関係？いやどうだろう？

Master-servant relationship? Well, is it really?

小さいのは君らの脳かも

Maybe it's your brains that are a bit small.

だって先祖代々見て来たよ

Because I've seen it all through generations.

君ら人間様の右往左往

You humans running around in confusion.

お爺は縁側に寝っ転がって

Grandpa's sprawled out on the porch.

オトンはテレビの真ん前に座って

Dad's seated right in front of the TV.

俺は今君の膝の上

And here I am, right on your lap.

君の手のひらにある画面を眺めてる

I'm gazing at the screen in your palm.

あ ニヤっとしただろ？

Eh-eh, did you just smirk?

あれあれ？舌打ちが聞こえたよ？

Oh dear? Did I hear a click of the tongue?

いや その呟きは地雷かも

No, that whisper might be a landmine.

気分転換に散歩はどうだろう？

How about a walk to clear your mind?

いつもわざとすれ違う男だ

He's the type to always pass by on purpose.

俺をダシに弾ませてる会話

Conversations that use me as a prop.

今度ウチにくる？別にいいが

Wanna come over next time? It's fine, I guess.

俺の目の前でおっぱじめんな

Don't start anything right in front of me.

あ？おい コラ何見てんだ？

Huh? Hey, what are you looking at?

汚ねぇ野良風情が話しかけんな

Don't talk to me, you filthy stray.

うつるうつるその病原菌が！

It's spreading, spreading, this pathogen!

ゴメンゴメン 体やから体

Sorry, sorry, it's all part of the body.

コイツらこうゆうの好きやから

These guys love this kind of thing.

俺ら似たもん同士

We're two of a kind, after all.

やっぱどっちもどっち

I guess it's a case of tit for tat.

指差し笑い合う鏡越し

Pointing and laughing at each other through the mirror.

いつもの話

The usual story.

人を呪わば穴二つ

If you curse someone, you'll dig two graves.

人を笑わば節穴二つ

If you laugh at someone, you'll have two peepholes.

「お前がな」「お前もな」

"You too!" "And you!"

そりゃ犬も食わない

Well, even dogs wouldn't want it.

ヘイブラザー！

Hey brother!

俺ら誇り高き野良

We are the proud strays.

人間どもの支配下はヤダ

We don't want to be under human control.

ヘイブラザー！

Hey brother!

俺ら生まれつき野良

We're born as strays.

首輪のアレとは一緒にすな

Don't be with that collar thing.

人間を盾にイキがって

Acting tough behind the humans.

噛みつこ思たら謝って

Thought I'd bite you, but I apologize.

耳元でそーゆー体やって

Doing that kind of thing right by my ear.

ヤツ曰くそれが可愛いんやって

They say that's what's cute, you know?

確かに人間は争いが好き

Indeed, humans love to fight.

見るのもやるのも辞められない

Can't help but watch or join in.

安全な場所から見守ってたり

Watching from a safe place, keeping an eye.

石投げたりヤジ飛ばしたり

Throwing stones and hurling jeers.

特にそれが自分より劣ってる者同士なら

Especially if it's between those weaker than oneself.

尚嬉しい

All the more satisfying.

焚き付けなだめて煽って裁いて関係

Stirring up, calming down, provoking, judging – that's the connection.

ねぇ関係ねぇて指さし笑ってる

Hey, it doesn't matter, just pointing and laughing.

しかもアイツら最近さ

Moreover, those guys lately...

口喧嘩を審査してる深夜

Late at night, I'm judging a petty quarrel

コッチじゃ弱い犬ほどって言うけど

Here they say the weaker dog barks the loudest,

アッチは吠えりゃ吠えるほど良いんだ

But over there, the more you bark, the better you are.

そんな野蛮な奴らに

To those wild and savage folks,

とり入るため犬が猿芝居

Dogs put on a show to fit in,

アホを喜ばすためアホのフリ

Pretending to be foolish, just to please the fools.

腹でバカにしてても首輪付き

Even if they mock from the gut, they're still on a leash.

なんでお前そんなん知ってんねん？

Why do you know all that?

俺ら似たもん同士

We're just alike, you and I.

やっぱどっちもどっち

After all, it's a case of the pot calling the kettle black.

指差し笑い合う鏡越し

Through the mirror, we point and laugh together,

いつもの話

It's the same old story,

人を呪わば穴二つ

If you curse someone, you'll dig two graves,

人を笑わば節穴二つ

If you laugh at someone, you'll have two blind spots,

「お前がな」「お前もな」

"It's you!" "No, it's you!"

そりゃ犬も食わない

Sure, even a dog won't touch that,

ヘイブラザーお前今何つった？

Hey brother, what did you just say?

ヘイブラザー何か文句あっか？

Hey brother, got a problem with something?

ヘイ野良お前らやってんなー！

Hey stray, you all are really going at it!

ヘイブラザーブラザーブラザー

Hey brother, brother, brother!

ヘイブラザーそこは俺のシマ

Hey brother, that's my territory.

ヘイブラザーそれは俺のエサ

Hey brother, that's my bait.

ヘイブラザーそれ俺の女な

Hey brother, that's my girl.

やい野良野良野良ワラワラ

Hey stray, stray, stray, swarming around.

やめとけ！

Stop it!

お前ら人間みたいな事すな恥ずかしい

You guys, don't act like humans, it's embarrassing.