たりないふたり lyrics with English translation

ふぅ〜調子どない？

Phew~ How’s it going?

悩める多くのマイメン 今すぐOpen your eyes

Many troubled friends, Open your eyes right now.

興味のないどころか本当嫌い 飲み会オフ会女子会

I’m not just uninterested, I actually hate it—drinking parties, off meetings, girls’ gatherings.

そうですか 分かります そうです はい としか言えない上司とか

Oh really? I get it, yes, that’s all I can say to a boss like that.

教祖みたいな先輩に愛想笑い でも誰よりプライド高い ボ ボンボクラ

Faking a smile for a senior who’s like a cult leader, but has more pride than anyone else.

女の子が怖い てか普通に目見れない

I’m scared of girls; I can’t even look them in the eye normally.

よう喋らん 吃って情緒不安定 誠に申し訳ない

I can’t talk much, I'm a bit unstable emotionally, I sincerely apologize.

大きな声で騒ぐ陽気なタイプとは仲良くなれそうもない

I doubt I could get along with those loud, cheerful types who shout out.

だってあいつら空気読み合いウェーイが飛び交い まともな脳みそ無い

Because those guys only get the vibe and shout 'Wheee!'—they have no sane brains.

I don't give a fuck 苦手なアウトドア 俺お家でボーッとしたい

I don't give a fuck, I'm not good at the outdoors, I just want to chill at home.

映画観たい 漫画見たい 本読みたい でも交尾したい

I want to watch a movie, see a manga, read a book, but I also want to mate.

もううるさい 一個もいいとこない Everyday Everynight 使えない

It's so noisy now, there's not a single good thing, Everyday, Everynight, so useless.

どうしようもない 友達超少ない 寂しい？いやそうでもない All right

There's no way out, I have super few friends, lonely? Nah, not really, All right.

たりない 俺には何かたりない 君にも何かたりない きっと何かがたりない

Something's missing, I'm missing something, you're missing something too, surely something's missing.

飲みニケーション たりない ノリとテンション たりない

We lack drink-communication, we're lacking vibe and tension.

求心力も行動力も要領もたりないたりないたりない

Lacking charisma, drive, and smarts, all lacking, lacking, lacking.

ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし

Filled with emptiness, wanting what we don't have, the absolute lowest of good-for-nothings.

俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達 Creepy Nuts yo

We're covered in pride, our hearts are broken, psycho friends, Creepy Nuts, yo.

（こちらたりないふたり yeah 俺時間守らない 松永デリカシーがない

(Here we are, two lacking, yeah, I don’t keep time, Matsunaga has no delicacy.

高卒と中卒 偏屈で窮屈で低俗で軽率なポンコツとポンコツ

High school grads and junior high grads, awkward, cramped, vulgar, and reckless good-for-nothings.

また人に笑われるかも 嫌われるかも スベるかも 叱られるかも

Maybe I'll be laughed at by others, maybe I'll be hated, maybe I'll fall flat, maybe I'll be scolded

痛いって思われるかも キモいって思われるかも

Maybe they'll think I'm painful, maybe they'll think I'm creepy

って誰もお前のことなど気にしてないだろう）

But really, no one cares about you, right?

分かってる分かってる 分かってるけどWe are 心配性ですぐ根に持つ

I know, I know, I know, but we are worrywarts and hold onto things too tightly

シャバ僧 ダサ坊 半端者 田舎者 チェリーボーイ Please don't cry any more

Just a loser, a dork, a half-baked guy, a country bumpkin, cherry boy, please don't cry anymore

自意識過剰 被害妄想 自己顕示欲の大暴走

Overly self-conscious, paranoia, a wild obsession with self-importance

偏見まみれの色眼鏡かけて 今日も視界良好 ei yo

Wearing tinted glasses filled with prejudice, today my view is crystal clear, ei yo

たりない 俺には何かたりない 君にも何かたりない きっと何かがたりない

Something's missing, there's something missing in me, there's something missing in you, surely something's missing

ステータスたりない famousたりない

Lacking status, lacking fame

お金だとかお洒落だとか人望がたりないたりないたりない

Lacking money, lacking style, lacking popularity, lacking, lacking, lacking

ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし

A bottom-feeder begging for what’s not there, full of emptiness.

俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達

We're tangled in pride, hearts shattered, with our psycho friends.

本当はバカ騒ぎしたい本当はチヤホヤされたい

Deep down, I want to party hard, deep down, I crave the spotlight.

みんなの輪の中心で男女問わずに仲良くやりたい

I want to bond at the center of everyone, without regard to gender.

本当はバーベキューも行きたい 本当はサプライズもしたい

Honestly, I want to go for a barbecue, honestly, I want to pull off surprises.

その写真をfacebookにアップしてめちゃいいね押されたい

I want to upload that photo to Facebook, and get a ton of likes.

お洒落なカフェにも行きたい 並んでパンケーキ食べたい

I want to hit up a stylish café, lined up to eat pancakes.

頭の良さそうなこと呟いてリツイートされてみたい

I want to tweet something wise and see it spread with retweets.

あれもしたいこれもしたい それでも人の目が怖い

I want this, I want that, but still, I fear what others think.

あれたりない これたりない 結局のところ自分がたりない

I lack this, I lack that, in the end, it’s really myself that I lack.

協調性社交性社会性柔軟性 ユーナンセン？

Cooperation, sociability, social nature, flexibility, you know?

主体性積極性強要すんなパイセン 本当うぜぇなお前

Don't force me into being proactive, senpai, you're really annoying, you know?

計画性将来性に安定面倒くせぇが結局は反省

Planning, future prospects, stability, such a hassle, but in the end, it's all about reflection.

堂々巡りどないせぇっちゅうねん 応答せよマイメン C'mon

Going in circles, what the hell am I supposed to do? Respond, my friend, C'mon.

ないものだらけでないものねだりな最低のろくでなし

Full of lack and longing for what’s not there, the bottom of the scoundrels.

俺らプライドにまみれてハートが壊れた サイコなお友達 Creepy Nuts yo

With our pride tangled up, our hearts have shattered, psycho friends, Creepy Nuts yo.