戒色(NoFap Protocol) lyrics with English translation

喝茶

Drink tea

嗯 喝男士八宝茶 (开炮)

Mm, drink the men's Eight Treasure Tea (fire up)

装填弹药在我两个弹仓 (揽佬)

Loading ammo in my two magazines (let's go)

大的小的 各装半缸 (哈!)

Big and small, each fills half a tank (ha!)

稳住弹药别让枪管炸膛 (别喷)

Steady the ammo, don’t let the barrel explode (don’t spray)

我干! 对面 民用机场

Damn! Opposite, a civilian airport

那我 等一下? 诶? woo! 忍不住

So, should I wait? Eh? Woo! Can’t hold back

(Boom!) 波音 747 不行

(Boom!) Boeing 747, that won't do

戒色 (要戒)

Abstain from colors (need to abstain)

右手 剁掉 要不然 虚 (哈)

Right hand, chop it off, otherwise, it’s empty (ha)

好晕 我在干嘛?

I'm so dizzy, what am I doing?

诶 料 (呜)

Eh-eh, yeah (woo)

一米八的沙发满地狼藉 (狼藉)

An eight-foot sofa, chaos all around (chaos)

睁眼无欲无求三省过去 (难搞)

With my eyes wide open, no desires, reflecting on the past (so hard to deal with)

六味地黄丸搓粉 水烫茶具 (揽佬)

Six flavor Rehmannia pills, grinding powder, water boiling for teaware (grab it)

石斛黄精蒲公英 人参枸杞 (诶)

Dendrobium, polygal, dandelion, ginseng, goji berries (eh)

最好就戒掉 (嗯)

It's best to just quit (hm)

我差点触犯天条 (触犯)

I almost broke the rules of heaven (broke the rules)

虽然说过程很美好 (uh)

Although the process was beautiful (uh)

但男人不该沉沦 (就不该)

But a man shouldn't fall from grace (shouldn't fall)

我应该用双手来成就下我的梦想 (yeah stop)

I should use both hands to achieve my dreams (yeah stop)

要走上行业塔尖 (sup)

To climb to the top of the industry tower (sup)

要成为你的偶像

To become your idol

成为了你的偶像之后 我想要奉献社会 (无私)

After becoming your idol, I want to give back to society (selflessly)

做一个魅力男士 (嗯!)

To be a charming gentleman (hm!)

右手我不碰领昂 (说到)

I won't touch the headlines with my right hand (speaking of)

我要让所有的航空公司都可以他妈正常飞行(不打)

I want all airlines to damn well fly normally (no hits)

揽佬我不去干涉 (不去)

I won't interfere with the dons (not going to)

赚钱买私人飞机 (揽佬)

Making money to buy a private jet (dons)

但半夜三点半whiskey搞到微醺 (好醉)

But at three-thirty AM, whiskey got me tipsy (so drunk)

怎么办? 点算? 打开显示器

What to do? What now? Turn on the display

雷达滴滴响 目标必须清理 (干!)

The radar beeps, the target must be cleared (Damn!)

没变 预备 三二一 开炮

No changes, get ready, three, two, one, fire!

装填弹药在我两个弹仓 (揽佬)

Loading ammo in my two magazines (Got it)

大的小的 各装半缸 (哈!)

Big or small, each holds half a barrel (Ha!)

稳住弹药别让枪管炸膛 (别喷)

Stabilize the ammo, don’t let the barrel burst (Don’t spray)

我干! 对面 民用机场

Damn! Opposite is a civilian airport

那我 等一下? 诶? woo! 忍不住

So, should I wait? Eh? Woo! Can’t hold it back

(Boom!) 波音 747 不行

(Boom!) Boeing 747, no way

戒色 (要戒)

Stop it (You gotta stop)

右手 剁掉 要不然 虚 (哈)

Right hand, chop it off, or else it's all a blur (Ha)

好晕 我在干嘛?

So dizzy, what am I doing?

诶 料 (呜)

Eh, material (Ooh)

(不戒了)

(Can't quit now)