我不是农人 lyrics with English translation

前阵子 我朋友发了个文给我看

Recently, my friend sent me a post to read,

他跟我说 欸 你种菜去啦

He told me, 'Eh-eh, you should plant some veggies!'

我说 没有阿

I said, 'No way, not me!'

他说 你看看 写得好像真的一样

He said, 'Look at this, it sounds so real!'

So check it out

谁又胡说八道? 网文常会瞎闹

Who’s spreading nonsense again? Online chatter can be absurd,

吸眼球追流量 搞得乱七八糟

Chasing attention for views, making a total mess,

谁都能发消息? 世界大同小异

Anyone can post news? The world feels the same everywhere,

越来越不靠谱 让人有点焦急

Getting less reliable, it’s making me a bit anxious,

说我买房了 什么? Nah, huh?

Said I bought a house? What? Nah, huh?

说我变胖了 wait, what?

They say I've gained weight, wait, what?

说我转行了 uh-uh, huh?

They say I've switched careers, uh-uh, huh?

你们别上当了 no, no

Don't be fooled, no, no

我不是农人 我还是歌手

I'm not a farmer, I'm still a singer

若要我耕田 得等我退休

If you want me to plow the fields, you'll have to wait till I retire

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic veggies are great

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are great

但我不是农人 我还是歌手

But I'm not a farmer, I'm still a singer

所以听了前半首歌 大家知道

So after hearing the first half of the song, everyone knows

现在网路的世界 可要多么地小心

In this world of the internet, you have to be so careful

别随便把自己的个人资料给出去喔

Don't casually give away your personal info, alright?

我们继续

Let's continue.

小心种种骗局 常会有人假冒

Beware of various scams, there's often someone impersonating.

汇钱 邮箱 密码 什么都能瞎搞

Transferring money, email, passwords, they can mess up anything.

若被留言攻击 不需要太介意

If you're attacked by comments, don’t take it too much to heart.

自知专注自己 是最好的免疫

Being aware and focusing on yourself is the best immunity.

说我买房了 买房了

They say I've bought a house, bought a house.

说我变胖了 变胖了

They say I've gained weight, gained weight.

说我转行了 转行了

They say I've changed careers, changed careers.

你们别上当了 oh 你们别上当

Don’t fall for it, oh, don’t fall for it.

我不是农人 我还是歌手

I'm not a farmer, I'm still a singer.

若要我耕田 得等我退休

If you want me to till the soil, you'll have to wait until I retire.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic veggies are great.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are great.

我不是农人 我还是歌手

I'm not a farmer, I'm still a singer.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机蔬菜好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, oh yes, organic veggies are great.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机水果好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, oh yes, organic fruits are great.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有有有 有机蔬菜好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, oh yes, organic veggies are great.

有机 有机 有机 有机 hey, hey

Organic, organic, organic, organic, hey, hey.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机蔬菜好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic veggies are great.

有机 有机 有机 有机 有机水果好

Organic, organic, organic, organic, organic fruits are good